But when they’re really, really goodlooking, like cut from Zeus goodlooking, it’s almost biological isn’t it? Programmed into our DNA? No? Fine then. I’m a perv.
Check out Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady in Brazil for Carnival. Talk about a lifetime experience. Now that’s what I want to do one day. Etalk has never covered Carnival I don’t think. With all these celebrities there, it might be a thing though, non? Look at Jude Law getting all cheesed up with a cougar with his tan and his chest hair. Amazing, right?
Jude of course was one half of a couple I would totally have wanted to watch having sex. RIP Jude & Sienna. But Gisele and Tom are still apparently going strong. And drunk and sweaty and kissing in the parade. I mean… are you telling me that’s not a turn-on? She’s ridiculous. He’s ridiculous. And together it’s so much quiveration ridiculous. Also, that’s a body you simply cannot buy.
PS. Someone has obviously recovered from post-season foot surgery. But when is Tom ever going to win a Super Bowl for his supermodel? I wonder if that’s the universe’s way of saying – dude, you already have 3 rings, and now you’re f-cking the hottest sh-t ever. There’s a limit to what we can give you.
